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The Archives Just stuff that is a bit out of date or I don't know what to do with...
Things Troy wishes he had said Morons (excluding Troy, see his blog for HIS stupidity)
The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry The Bacchanal Music and Food-to-Go
The "What's New" contents from December 2007 to the beginning ( Please be aware that the links below may be broken. I will repair them as soon as I can. I am still way behind in my "securing the joint against Corporate America"... ) December 25th -26th 2007 I was lazy yesterday and have pretty much eaten my self into a corner at the Donson Bar and Grill... Thats why the double date stamp... I did manage to post a blog entry about how some "Highly Educated" relative has put my grammar and spelling at the center of his gun sights... And today (the 26th) I posted a couple photos of a project I made for Cecily in the Wood section. December 23rd 2007 Sorry I have not updated the joint earlier, just lacked the enthusiasm... Anyhoo, we have a few new items: NUMERO UNO (if I can speak a little German to you) is the Christmas Video of what Cecily and Troy purchased for Sheriff Larry with an absolutely enormous amount of money out of our "Brown Nosing The Boss Expense Account"... Check it out here Second, I have absolutely had it with the piss ants and morons who claim to look out for out best interests!! No I am not talking about my spouse, parents and/or Shop Foremen. I am talking about POLITICIANS. Be forewarned, it is in the "Foul-Mouthed Blog" area, so put on your fire proof underwear as I go completely sideways...again. Check it out here BTW I am dedicating the politico area to Rick Depke. Rick, this will give me a more "humane" outlet instead of lambasting YOU over an open fire... And last but not least (ohhhhh nooooo, CERTAINLY not least!!!) is the fact that a certain Brother-in-law of mine has decided to launch a salvo my way... He decided to throw stones... He drew an undue amount of attention his way... Let's certainly be clear here that HE decided to bring forth to my attention my defective spelling and grammer in a blog comment that can be read here (it's at the bottom of the page). It's bad enough to have everything I do be scrutinized by his sister, but he decided to get in on the act, too!!! And to think he was my favorite, too... Ah, well, even Hobbits had sense enough to hide when the "All seeing eye" was looking around. To quote a friend of mine whose eloquence is certainly beyond reproach: "It's on like Donkey Kong" You may want to start running now, Colin...
December 2nd 2007 YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: INTRODUCING WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.... CECILY'S BOOBS CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM!!!!
December 2nd 2007 A new chapter in The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry appears today. (That would be chapter 6 for those of you keeping track...) November 24th 2007 A new chapter in The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry appears today. (That would be chapter 5 for those of you keeping track...) November 15th 2007 Added new video of a Lot Attendant to the Stupid Human(?) Videos page November 15th 2007 Added a column from Chris Erskine to the Comedy Time Outs page. Chris talks about his 4 year old son... Novemeber 13th 2007 Got a couple new blogs up... November 5th 2007 Another blog on how Troy just can not be left alone for any length of time... November 4th 2007 II New chapter of the Sheriff Larry story, and don't get too attached to any kind of chronology - it's my world and I will screw it up any which way I want!!! November 4th 2007 Outrage in it's various forms hits once again in a foul mouthed blog. (Yes, I have the flu and the normal restraints don't apply...)
November 1st 2007 For your enjoyment, another person I should not make fun of (but will anyway) has joined the fray in the Blog Section of the website. INTRODUCING: Mr.Neil I. Pokorny World Domination Motor Car Company The fun will begin after confirming the names and addresses of his next of kin... October 27th 2007 Well finally got off my dead ass and finished The Mike Keller, WARRANTY MAN story. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did writing it and Cecily did proof reading, correcting my horrible spelling and bashing me for mixing my metaphors... Also be aware I _DID_ get our new DSPM Kneel's approval to start a seperate story for him... He did say he could take a hit. The poor bastard will never know until its too late. "My Gawd!!! What have I done??!!" is something I hear quite often after they actually agree to let me write about them.... October 21st 2007 Chapter 4 of the The Further Adventures Of Sheriff Larry. And still I wait for his comment like an errant postcard from Death Valley.... Hell, they are still delivering post cards from WWII so there is still hope... October 14th 2007 Added yet another chapter in The Further Adventures Of Sheriff Larry. In this chapter we introduce the School Marm... Also added a candid shot of Sheriff Larry and his horse in the Photo Album.
October 8th 2007 Added a new video that my Sister the ALL KNOWING SCHOOL TEACHER submitted. Thanks Julie!! October 7th 2007 Chapter 2 of the Sheriff Larry Story is up. And seeing the amount of fun I am having by writing about him and his "posse", I have named this episode Sheriff Larry and the Ridiculous Riff-Raff of Rock Ridge. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it and Cecily did proof reading it. October 1st 2007 Targeted another friend. A new feature in The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry. This one will go over big at Toyota...and Honda for that matter! September 29th Some people can read and totally not see the meaning to what they read. See the newest blog for details. September 24th STOP THE PRESSES!!!! EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA Actually got a rather nice comment on the blog page!!! Well what do ya know 'bout 'dat??? Someone unrelated to me (Probably a SAINT!! ) took pity on my poor cramped index fingers ( I can't type ) and ACTUALLY COMMENTED!! It's a MIRACLE!! HALLELUJAH, Brothers and Sisters!! HALLELUJAH!! September 23rd part 2 Added a song to the Musical Train Wreck page. Do yourself a favor and forget I ever said anything... September 23rd A new blog entry. Some people just don't get the fact that YES! IT IS YOUR FAULT!! September 19th 5:35am Got a phone call last night from an individual who (for now) shall remain nameless. Seems this person took offense to some of my Ravings. So in an effort to impart my own wisdom in showing this individual the error of this individual's ways (nice non-gender specific, eh?) I have written an addition to the Home Page, warning people as to the content of this website. Once again folks (I apologise for everyone who understands now and understood before) EVERYTHING I PERSONALLY WRITE AS AN INDIVIDUAL IS MY OWN INDIVIDUAL OPINION!!! Whether or not you agree, totally up to you. That being said, I have, I do and I will continue to speak my mind on what ever subject I feel like talking about, whether that offends anyone or not... If in doubt consult THE FIRST AMMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!! Gawd I hate having to spell this out for Dueshe Bags like the above...
September 7th (part 2) A new blog entry about Airlines and the Flight Crew's sense of humor (as relayed to me by Bro-in-Law Vince...) September 7th 2007 Posted a new video of Danny Tu and a few new pictures in the Photo Album page.
August 2nd 2007 New Feature!! The Musical Train Wreck Page. Here we examine all those "songs" better left unsung... July 11th 2007 New blog that I need everyone's help with... Also a reply to an outlandish question from son #1 July 1st 2007 Re-instated the blog I took down in June because the A-Hole in question is gone AGAIN!! Also added a new blog entry. And as a SPECIAL TREAT for Larry Burns ( AKA Sheriff Larry, AKA the new [and big damned improvement over the previous Service Mangler] Service Director ) a blog post of his very own.... June 2nd 2007 Due to a "Change in CIRCUMSTANCES (playing at the Bacchanal)" the last blog entry will be down for a while... don't like it, sue me.... May 27th 2007 The REAL reason I have not been blogging lately..... check the Rants and Raves blog page... April 13th 2007 Apology for being in a rut on the Rants and Raves blog page... April 9th 2007 (at work) Added a new page: Things Troy Wishes He Had Come Up With!!! Another page full of jokes and either extremely smart or extremely dumb quotes.... Also added/changed the Bacchanal page photo. April 7th 2007 2:23pm Added a new recipe and song to the Bacchanal Music and Food-to-go-go page April 7th 2007 5:34 am Due to increasing pressure from my daughter Sarah, I will be writing more in the Never Ending Saga of Mike Keller - Warrantyman!! as soon as time allows. My brain is pretty much fried with an order of hash browns on the side... Please bear (bare) with me, I will post another chapter as soon as I can get it to Cecily for editing and corrections... We will also be introducing Mike's Arch-Nemesis: Boob Croutonski !!! April 4th 2007 New photos added to the Photo Album March 29 2007 Due to the Muldoons I work with irritating me like a 3 day old diaper rash, I have added a host of videos to the video page. Get there from here. March 28 2007 GOOD GOD AGNES!!! I have found the meaning of life in the Videos section!!! Check out the Wildly Outrageous Trunk Monkey Videos March 20 2007 added some older video of the Blue Man Group from Jay Leno's Tonight Show on the Videos Page. Sorry about the quality, but they are still pretty fun. Also be aware they are relatively LARGE so be patient... March 17 2007 6:12am New blog posted that gives portents of evil for the Perpetrators of Crimes Against The Princess. The very same Princess who was fired "at will" from her job at Avondale Toyota. March 14 2007 New blogs posted along with drunken comments from 1 of my 3.4 admirers... March 9 2007 Apologies for not updating the site before now... BUSY!!!! OK???!!!!! Get off my BACK !!!!! Sorry..... too much coffee.... Posted 2 new blogs today. Both are kinda pissy. Sorry but I have had issues lately.... Feb 28 2007 New blog detailing Clan Donson's excuse for stupidity and an update on son #2's injuries... Also new link on the front page to just somebody who has even more free time to be stupid than I do... Feb 26 2007 Sorry about not having a better update from the weekend, son #2 decided to ignore the All-Knowing-Patriacrch and ride his bike without a helmet and managed to get himself into a conflict with the ground. On this particular occasion the ground, in fact, did win. This brings The Ground VS Clan Donson to a score of 284-0 with The Ground slightly in front... Will get more facts out, later on, in the Rants and Raves Section soon. (And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I have the avatar up in the upper right corner that I do!!) Feb 21 2007 Added a NEW section! (yes another one!!) Called The Bacchanal, this will be where I stash all my new music and food stuff. The innaugural issue (or page, whatever) is called the FANTABULOUS ONION RINGS OF DEATH caused by ARTERIAL BLOCKAGE with music by Nuns With Nasty Habits. Check it out and let me know what you think. (yeah, right!!! like you dumb drunk bastards know how to use e-mail...) As always the link is the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com Feb 20 2007 Part II Ok, uploaded a new blog entry I was working on over the weekend that I had plannned to have posted on the 19th before the Gods of Death and Destruction (Which coincidentally is also the name of my new band!!) came rampaging through the HostMonster Server Farm. One server blew (#38). As it happens my website and database were located on (ta-da!!!!!) server #38... On top of all the other crap going on, why does it not surprise anyone?? Hell, next thing you know, Mike Keller will get transfered to Denver or something stupid like that.... Feb 20 2007 3:30am Through the miracle of website genetic engineering princibles that are still little understood, the site has been brought back from the brink of death. I have worked on it since 2:16 this morning restoring the back-ups and rebuilding the databases. Please let me know if the site has come ungued anywhere along the way. I have looked around and not found anything out of the ordinary broken yet... or at least no more than usual Feb 19th 2007 A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY!! Well the good folks at Hostmonster had a server explode and it took my website with it. Early witness reports tell a story of my website throwing itself on the server to try and save as many others as possible. tncdonson.com has been posthumously nominated for a certificate honoring it's selfless sacrifice... I will attempt to reload everything asap... sorry for the time it's going to take. I am not looking forward to rebuilding the database...
Feb 8 2007 Random acts of house cleaning. New homepage. Eliminated the guestbook since no one has used it in over a month... Feb 5 2007 Since my oldest son thinks I am still Neanderthalic in nature, consider this a shot across his Considerably Wide Bow! New blog posted.... Feb 4 2007 I added a new area to the joint. The sad moral decay of our society has spread to those wastes of trees we used to call "newspapers". The only redeeming quality A FEW of them have is a decent humor columnist... So I have set aside space for some comedy content I hope you all enjoy.... Feb 3 2007 added a new video. Also cleaned up some more spelling and punctuation errors brought to my attention by the High Holy Priestess of Modern English Language Skills That Troy Knows Nothing About (aka my wife)... Feb 2 2007 FINALLY got those videos uploaded at last!!! Go to the video page for some very loud obnoxious fun. (It is 5:37am as I write this, so only the raw video is up. I will add comments later... Also: A last minute update to the line-up at Carlin's Bar and Grill: My son James' New Band, Death By Hernia will be opening for Death Fast Approaching! followed by the Christian All-Girl band Nuns With Nasty Habits.... Feb 1 2007 ATTENTION PLEASE!!!! I have added a new e-mail account, ( like anyone will ever write to me or anything... ) the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com please make a note of it. I figured this way there would be no doubt what-so-ever that you are getting ahold of the BIG KAHUNA, the FIXER, the BIG GUY or, well, THE IDIOT IN CHARGE of this joint. BTW all the other email addresses still work.... I just figured, "Hell I get a whole buttload of email accounts, why not use 'em??!!!!!!!" Jan 29 2007 Ok, so I am a pig for not doing more to keep the site up. (Sorry 'bout that, Chief!) However, today I am pleased to announce yet another chapter in the on-going saga of MIKE KELLER: WARRANTYMAN!! See his page for that little treasure. Also I am attempting to add a video of some fun stuff we here at the Donson Household try to enjoy whenever possible. Hopefully it will be up today or in the next few days... Check the VIDEO page for that. Jan 26 2007 Sorry about no new postings in the last 2 weeks. Troy (and now Cecily) came down with a severe flu bug that simulates Death Fast Approaching! (BTW my new band, Death Fast Approaching! will be appearing at Carlin's Bar and Grill, 59th ave and Bell. Try the clam and hot ham dip! MMMMM!!!!! Yummy) Anyway, I will endeavor to update the site this weekend and post some stuff clogging my brain. And as a teaser of sorts there is a new picture of Cecily and her pet Pot Bellied Pig in the Photo Album... Jan 10 2007 More ranting posted (Troy's Take On Things) Jan 8 2007 A long winded rant about the idiots we call newspaper reporters, lawyers, politicians and judges in the expletive filled section of the website... (Troy's Take On Things) Jan 7 2007 Don McCulla ( The Best Damned Hunter Engineering Alignment Machine Repairing Former Master Plumber there is ) submitted a couple new videos. Check them out on the video page. Anybody else who wants to share, e-mail me: troy@tncdonson.com Jan 5 2007 New Blog entry... OK so it's just Troy whining again.... Jan 4 2007 Well folks, sorry I have not added to the joint in a while. The "holidays" are always a combination of things in my life and, well, let's just say they are definately NOT my favorite time of year. However, now that they are past once again, I will be finishing the outrageous story of our favorite intrepid district service manager, adding to the cast and crew of Troy's Neck of the Woods, adding and subtracting content in the rest of the site (as the mood strikes me and the Missus...) Be afaid!! Be Very Afraid!!! By the way Be Very Afraid is the name of my new band.... And just so you have something to look at...I added a bunch of morons to the moron page.
Dec 13 2006 Added the Lindsaylights.com show to the video page. Absolutely fantastic video!!!!
Dec 10 2006 Added the foul mouthed diatribe called Troy's Take on Things. It is more or less a blog that is NOT family oriented but should be. It is a rather profane and blunt look at what's bugging me. Also an apology for not updating the MIKE KELLER pages recently. With Christmas and the attendant busy schedule around here, they may not get updated until after the first of the year. I am working 6 days a week and it has been brought to my attention that I am neglecting my wife. So, I have to prioritize... I will finish his story and update the "Troy's Neck of the Woods" pages as soon as I can. Dec 7 2006 Completed purchase of THE PERFECT Christmas Prizes for James, Michael and Cecily. Need to figure out Caitlin, Sarah and Daniel. Also today added the ultimate engineering link to one of my digital playgrounds! If you are a GUY or even think like one, check out http://www.t-wrecks.com/ It's a damned riot!! It was also brought to my attention that I really am an idiot for having links on every damned page.... This will now clear up all the confusion as to why I have "beat up Bluto" on this page... Next on the agenda... Look, if you like this site, have no opinion, have an 800lb gorilla forcing you to take a look, hate or even dispise the site, please do me a favor and comment either in the blog or in the guestbook. I took quite a bit of time designing the place and I would really like some feedback. I mean, it's 4 hours of my life I will never get back, the least you people can do is tell me what a waste of time it was! The only person to comment as of this morning at 3:45am, was my Alignment Machine Repair Man. (Thanks, Don, The check's in the mail!!) Please for the Love of God, make an old man happy and give me some feedback, eh?
Dec 3 2006 Part Dos: More Photos and a GuestBook (and for God's sake leave me a comment !!!) Dec 3 2006: Added more Morons, New blog entry, New Video, New Photos... Dec 2 2006: Added more Morons, New blog entry, New Video...
Well. Here we are, it's Nov 26th 2006 and I am just getting all the cascading style sheets and templates made for this, the 3rd and hopefully last time I have to design my webpages. Godaddy.com has great commercials and horrible servers... So now I am hosting my site on HostMonster.com Check them out, if you decide to go with them let me know and I will split the "referral bonus" with you... Before I go too much further, I would like to publicly thank my son, James, for his help designing my Logo that you see above. He spent many minutes finding the Parchment Background and designing the "stamp" image and I really feel it does impart the perfect "FEEL" to the site. ( He even put up with me and the wife screwing with the lettering on the title and at least 37 redos of the lettering before we just did it ourselves...)
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