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Welcome to Troy and Cecily Donson's Homepage The Site is currently being rebuilt due to my needing to be more sensitive to a lack of corporate sensitivity... In plain English, I got screwed... ***If this is your first time here, Please Read Carefully*** (This Here Page Right Here [and not the whole damned website] Was Updated 02/15/10) ( Otherwise Check The What's New Page or go to the World Domination MotorCar Corp site...) You are about to enter what is, for the most part, Troy Donson's Personal Website. Sure, Cecily has a presence here, but she would much rather sit behind me, nagging me about my spelling and slap me in the head when I do or say something stupid, because GOD KNOWS she is incapable of doing something stupid herself...!! ( But, I gotta tell you though, she DID ask ME to marry HER so that kinda gives her a definite advantage in the "screw loose" department! ). And so, it is to Her Highness, The Grand High Exhaulted Poobah, Defender of the Cable Modem, Appointed By GOD To Watch Over The Dunderhead She Did Stoop Below Her Station In Life To Marry, Princess Cecily, All Praises Be To Her Name, that this website is dedicated. Please remember the FDA, EPA, Library Of Congress, and The United States Surgeon General have all declared this site unfit for human consumption, 14 states have restricted access and 3 more are considering outright bans. The CIA is considering using this site as a substitute for Water Boarding pending approval by Amnesty International. (BTW They should start with this nation's politicians and work there way down...) Now then, allow me to present the following warning of my own: I am sick and tired of trying to be nice and "Sensitive" to everyone else. Folks, really, it's time to shit or get off the pot. Don't like what I have to say? Feel like I've crossed some sort of line? Want to come after me for saying whatever crosses my mind? Well then, by all means contact your lawyer and sue my ass off. Better yet, contact your Congressman and have laws written giving up even more of the rights we are granted by the Constitution. Hell, they have gutted the damn thing anyway so why not take away free speech too!!! After getting beat down by The Man for so long, I feel like the Monty Python Character that is being stoned to death for saying the name of God. His Judge and Jury tells him, "You are just making it harder on yourself by continuing to utter God's name as you are punished..." "Harder on myself??!! What could be worse that this? I am being STONED to death!!!! Jehovah! Jehovah!!" BTW, this is just something I do to relieve the stress... Kinda like "Mental Jacking Off"...
If you like what you see, e-mail me at the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com If you hate what you see, e-mail me at the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com If you have nothing to say at all about this site, e-mail me at the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com
*You should have heard her when she read THIS!!! ©Troy R Donson 20010.873017
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People (who really should have known better) have looked the joint over... The website was updated (or more likely screwed up) on: 03/03/2010 (Because Sarah said to...) Links
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