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What's New? Oh, not much, you?
March 03rdth, 2010 Just because your favorite webmaster emeritus has gone totally loopy, I have started to add musical backgrounds to the web pages. Keyword here is Started. I am probably going to be late for work because I laughing my ass off like the deranged individual I am. Anyway, I will be going completely bonkers as I come up with new and interesting songs and sounds for the different areas of the joint... It may take a while to cover everything, but whatever. Enjoy! Or Not!! TNCDONSON.COM = Just another way to say "I Love a few of you guys, all the rest of you should be thrown out the window of a high flying C-130J Super Hercules, which, while being externally similar to the classic Hercules in general appearance, the J model has new turboprop engines, six-bladed propellers, digital avionics, and other new systems..." March 01th, 2010 Added a new rant against TRick Dipstick and The New Guy and everyone who is dog piling on Toyota... FABuary, 15th, 2010 Updated the front page warnings because I am feeling rather pissy. Also added a new intro video that pretty much reflects how I feel about the world and automotive in general and how THEY want to kill me, too. So yeah everything's pretty much normal... Oh and BTW, in the next 30-60 days I will be indevoring to rebuild the website. I am just tired of the look and the chaotic nature of the joint. I feel that in the years I have been goofing with the joint, I have learned quite a bit and just feel it's time for a face lift. I am planning a major remodel that will take it from a "Drive Through Burger Joint" to a "High End Mobility Enhancing Eatery" or a "Terribly Fancy Strip Joint" since that's where all the money is anyway... OOO!! OOO!! I've got it!!! A drive through with strippers!! The more you buy, the more you get!!!! What a concept!!! Feb you airy 14th, 2010 Yeah yeah yeah... So they hired some guy with, like, YEARS of experience to run the dealership. Yeah yeah yeah, so what he's a nice guy and will probably make the joint shine. Blah blah blah, ex-tire dude. BIG DEAL!!! They could have given me the job and I could of screwed it up just as bad as his predecessor who made it go for like 6 years at a gazillion dollars a year AFTER TAXES!!!!! BUT "NOOOOOOOOOO, Troy's an asshole!!!!!" It's like being an asshole is a bad thing. So I guess I am just stuck being the Alignment God of the Valley... Hell, I guess some asshole's gotta do it. It could of been worse I guess... It could have been Larry Burns. January 24rd, 2010 Beside spending way too much of my "stupid time" (yes, I actually set aside a block of time JUST to be more stupid than usual) redoing my Oscar Nominated Infomercial into what it should have been, I also added a new blog posting... Now I think I am going to go out and either die of the flu that's hit the 'ol homestead or kill the next moron to make a loud noise within a 500 mile radius. They should call it a "Head Agony" because "headache" does not even come close... January 19th, 2010 Well, first off, a belated "Happy New Year" for those of you who have actually survived the holidays and decided to return to this den of inequity as a certain "Office Official-Type Persona" deemed it. I would have updated sooner but I have had 3-7 major computer failures... No, I can't remember exactly how many it was... All I remember is starting to turn an interesting shade of green, muttering something about "smashing puny humans" and then waking up with shredded purple pants in the middle of nowhere... So what's up? As far as I am concerned only a few new items on the agenda: a) I have some pictures of my trip with the Princess to Las Vegas ( courtesy of The Queen ) UP!! 2) Several new blogs coming up as time allows me to get back to writing, especially the one about being a Las Vegas Star ( who, incidentally got a standing ovation... <sniff!!> ) COMING SOON!! drvo) <that's "three" in Croatian in honor of my new best friend Pete> Links to my other New Best Friends - Jeff Civillico, Tim Gabrielson, and Mike Rayburn. UP!!
December 22nd, 2009 First off, APOLOGIES TO ALL!!! Look folks, I really did not want to do this at all. It is going to be an incredible amount of work and time to rebuild the site so it is secure against people who will be looking down their noses at me as it is.... The reality is that I am trying to move up the Corporate ladder and in all honesty, this and the other web sites can be a barrier when trying to be seen as a Manager-type working for Corporate America. You see, a lot of people are pin heads who don't think people can separate an honest opinion from what they are "required to think and do" as part of their job. I mean, as an example, look at the first paragraph of the Oct 31 entry below. Imagine what the more Pious of our Society would make of the satire of that statement. Be aware that beside protecting my site from the casual "Snooty People" the joint will carry on as before with all the here to fore assorted buffoonery as before. (Gawd, I have always wanted to use the word "buffoonery" in a sentence!! Well, scratch that one off the bucket list...) Anyway I will be working as fast as I can to repair all the broken links and videos ASAP, please bear with me. And thanks for understanding... October 31st, 2009 Well, we have just put the finishing touches on the land mines, "tangle foot" barbed wire, lion pits and other assorted goodies for those little candy begging bastards. I have decided to give out marbles for Halloween this year. They really do sound satisfyingly large as they destroy all other lesser candies in their wake... CHEAP too!! Anyway, I added a stop button to the Sound Board just in case... I am learning as I go and besides, I am an ARTISTE, I should not have to explain myself to you Larry (the non-ARTISTE) Burns-type people... October 30th, 2009 Just because it's not like I have enough to do, I am starting to teach myself "Macromedia Flash", although 3 out of 3 people that I happen to live with say I tend to Flash too much as it is... (What can I say? The phone was ringing in the kitchen and I was in the shower at the time. The Doctors say their eyes will be as good as new if they aren't exposed to that kind of trauma again in the next few months...) Check out my first project here. BTW you can e-mail all your comments, either about that or anything else, to the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com October 17th, 2009 Either I am working too many hours or my body is just quitting from lack of maintenance or quite possibly I need to either destroy everyone The Princess works(??) with or go down there and take over myself so I can get some piece and kwiete around here... A quite meandering blog explaining my fragile ( pronounced FRA GEEL LEE -it's Eye Talian don't cha know) starts here October 5th, 2009 Well, I've managed to piss everybody else off, so I figured I would go right to the top... Read what may be, quite possibly my last blog... Please stand back no need for all of us to be struck by lightning. September 20th, 2009 Yet another new and exciting blog. This time skewering The Oldest Boy... Fun stuff. September 15th, 2009 New Blog because the world is finally coming around to MY point of view...which it should have been doing since long ago!! September 7th, 2009 New Blog ordered by my Seester. Seems she is being too diplomatic... September 2nd, 2009 Added new and improved content on the World Domination Motorcar Corp/subsidiaries page. August 31st, 2009 Since there is just soooo much garbage I have not had the time or desire to update in a while I am grabbing a bunch of the less popular stuff and quite a bit of the "old" stuff and putting it away in The Archives. I won't be getting rid of anything, just cleaning house as it were... August 30th, 2009 Changed a few things over at the World Domination Motorcar Corp web page. Got some new Salesmen and moved the Technicians over to the Service Department where they belong and, oh yeah, added a video to the service department page... You know, a little human interest angle. Enjoy. August 28th, 2009 Found a new Trunk Monkey Video and put it on the Stupid Human(?) Videos page... Enjoy. August 26th, 2009 Add new content to the World Domination Motorcar Corp web page. Check out the videos under the "Subsidiaries" tab... James this is just for you!! August 21st, 2009 A new video on the Stupid Human(?) Videos page. VERY cool stuff.... And also added a theme song to that password protected blog from last month. Cracks me up! And ya gotta realize if it cracks ME up, well, ya gotta figure it's gonna make it's way into other places that were probably better off without it.......... July 9th, 2009 A new fired up Blog post. Yes, it is password protected. In short, because this country's judges have decided that the 1st Amendment to the Constitution of The United States of America is not worth the parchment it is written on, I have passworded this blog to keep from being: Eh?) Fired Bee) Sued for speaking the TRUTH Sea) Congratulated for my superior intellect, Pulitzer Prize worthy writing style and ability to cut to the chase Dee) All of the above E) None of the above - I'm just an asshole. If you want to read it, email me at the-supreme-overlord@worlddominationmotorcarcorp.com identify yourself in plain english and I will send you the password on the condition that you reveal it to no one else. Trust me it will be worth every penny you have spent for it... July 5th, 2009 Started on "The Overly Long and Patiently Awaited" World Domination Motorcar Corp website. Yeah, Verily, I will eventually be moving all the automotive weirdness over to that sight and adding unique content to it as time allows. Things here have just kinda gotten out of control and I needed some elbow room to stretch out and better organize the inmates - er, uh, hmmm, FAMILY!!! (yeah, yeah THAT'S the ticket!!!!) New email for the new website is: the-supreme-overlord@worlddominationmotorcarcorp.com
June 23rd, 2009 Added a new blog and pictures of the oldest boy's "Over the Top B-Day Prize" June 18th, 2009 Added some new stuff to the Photo Albun page... June 7th, 2009 Just some more simple stupidity about an "Angry Warranty Goddess" (which just so happens to be the name of my new band!!) on the blog page...
May 30th, 2009 I am a very patient man. I mean having to deal with idiots at work all day and Bell Road twice a day... Well, sometimes I just get to the end of my rope. Thus is born yet another broadside fired at the World Domination MotorCar Corporation. It seems that after repeated requests our new FTS has ignored my offer of introduction, friendship and "Bromance." Okay...Fine!! Want to ignore me? I guess I will just have to do it the other way... You can read about it here May 3rd, 2009 New Photo...well...just because I am feeling pissy... May 1st, 2009 New Blog Posting. That is all. April 1st, 2009 Since I am out of anti-depressants, pain meds, beer (WTF??!!!) but still have approx 2500 rounds of .45 ACP ammo, I present my latest video offering... NO FOOLIN' !!! March 15th 2009 For some reason alot of my bosses think that those "inspirational" posters full of Bald Eagles flying around some damned endangered wetlands being polluted with DDT and PCBs all that other garbage is gonna make me care enough to work extra hard to make up for their collapsed stock portfolios... Well I got news for everybody!!! I have come up with my own damned Inspirational Posters off the web and present them to you here... March 14th 2009 For some foul language fun, check out the latest (but not last) account of my adventures with that Paragon of Automotive Repair Virtue: Randy Smith in the Epic Blog Titled What an A-Hole: The Final Chapter But before you do, go ahead and read the previous 3 posts to get a handle on things. March 7th 2009 Part 3 of the adventures I found myself having at tech school is here March 3rd 2009 Sometimes you just gotta take a stand against the oppression of the younger generation and its insidious use of technology by stepping back in time and using OLD technology and winning every time... Check out my latest endeavor at ending BOOM BOOM car supremacy here. March 1st 2009 The long awaited sequel to yesterday's blog is up. You can read it here after you read Part 1, here Febuary 28th 2009 Because everyone at work hates my guts they thought to get rid of me for 3 days at World Domination Motor Car School. Little did they know they were setting me up with fodder for 4 or 5 blogs... Read part 1 here. Febuary 15th 2009 Once again I am feeling the pressure to keep the joint updated for the 3 people I can count on to actually read and/or look at the joint... BUT!!! I gotta tell you I am pretty well <snif - yeaaahhh!!!> proud of myself today... Just put up clips from the 4 best episodes of a show that will still make me drop everything in order to sit and watch... Check it here As an added bonus, I may be killed by the oldest boy once he sees what I have done to him on the video page this time... Febuary 8th 2009 Because I am typing injured due to a pillow with a mind of it's own, I present a guest author on the blog page today. And if you want a real giggle, check out the #1 son's blog of his own trials and tribulations...as he curses me for his genetically inherited ability to make his own life miserable by opening his pie hole when he shouldn't... Febuary 3rd 2009 I find it funny how other people tend to make money off of what goes on between MY ears... New video posted here January 27th 2009 Yeah, so Troy woke up grumpy...and added a rant to the Troy's Take On Things page. January 26th 2009 Some things just seem to rear their ugly heads just about when you thought you were completely over them... See the new Video Contribution on the Stupid Human Videos page. January 18th 2009 Updated the Photo Album with some new stuff. Been busy trying to regain my strength from my recent surgery and that's why I have not updated the joint in the last week or so. Will try and get the latest adventures written up and posted soon...although I don't advise you to hold your breath waiting, either... January 10th 2009 #2 Ok, figured out how to repost my blog entries with the corrected date format... January 10th 2009 As much as I love my WordPress blogging software, I absolutely hate my WordPress blogging software. I love ( for the most part ) how customizable it is, how easy it is to work in once it is finally set up... Unfortunately I screwed up the whole thing and for 14 nerve racking hours had deleted ( I thought ) over 3 years(!!!) worth of writings and mutterings. Well, the damn thing is up and running again and (more or less) in one piece. Sorry but I _did_ lose all the registration data, so yeah, it will take another 5 minutes out of you life to re-register. At the same time I was screwing up the blog, I screwed up the posting order - so in reality, the last blog is really the second one down... Or you can reach it directly here. Anyway, the look and feel of the thing is a bit different, you now can have your own personal avatar (You can see my "full size" one here) the spam filter is much improved, I have a number of "widgets" available to screw up, etc. But, ( in the infamous words of the Best Damned Band in the History of Mankind - Pink Floyd ) "Mother, why did it have to be so hard??" January 4th 2009 Well the first blog of the new year is up. It combines a couple things in a segway only I could come up with... December 30th 2008 Finally it can be revealed what the oldest boy-child got for Christmas...An Angry Mob December 29th 2008 Troy is crying in his beer on the Rants and Raves (Troy's Blog) page... December 26th 2008 Well Christmas 2008 has come and gone and what did I get you? I finished the True Life Adventure Blog You say “laparotomy” one more time and I’ll rip YOUR guts out…. Ver 2.7851493647 NOTE: Please!!! When you get to the "link section", do yourself a favor and download the link, start it up and then continue reading. Thank You!! (Trust me, if you know me you will be able to picture this in your head with no problem at all...) December 22nd 2008 Recovering from emergency surgery ( Laparotomy with a dash of Kevlar ), added part 1 of my hopital adventures in the Rants and Raves (Troy's Blog) section. This is hgoing to be hit and miss for the next few weeks as I try and recover from a strangulated abdominal fat pad that was heading toward Gang Green. Can not stit in the same place for very long, so there will be short at first and end up being normal length as healing continues...
December 16th 2008 Added 2 photos of some whack job on the Photo Album. December 10th 2008 Added new video demo links to what looks like an absolute riot of a video game and slammed my oldest boy at the same time, (Hunnhhh!!) on the Stupid Human Videos Page. Also working on various Christmas Prizes so update might be slow in coming. Trying to finish off the Sherrif Larry story also. Busy, Busy, Busy....
November 30th 2008 New Blog and New Video November 28th 2008 Fixed the new videos I described yesterday. They are now WMV files so you don't have to go to youtube to play them... Novemebr 27th 2008 So, Cecily let me off the leash for 10 minutes. And after I chewed up the patio furniture cushions I updated the Why I hate People page as well as the Stupid Human(?) Videos page. November 26th 2008 Sorry about the comment section of the blog being turned off... As you all know I _AM_ an idiot. That is all. November 17th 2008 Added a new blog detailing the trials and tribulations of deciding just what is in store for the oldest boy's Christmas... Also added a few photos to the Photo Album November 12th 2008 Changed the Videos Page a bit and added a couple of "Whack Job" videos... November 12th 2008 Trying out some different editing software here at the joint... BTW Everything here is now: ©Troy R Donson 1959-2008 unless, of course, it isn't... November 11th 2008 Sorry that I have not updated the joint in a few days...I lost the home hard drive and have been spending all my free(?) time trying to not kill people because I lost just about everything!! Photos, documents, files all went away... That and I have been coming to grips with the fact that I am getting old and turning into my father... October 25th 2008 Well, too bad. It really wasn't my last blog. Here's why... October 24th 2008 Hopefully, not my last blog entry is up... October 19th 2008 Doing some cleaning up on the links and some of the various pages. I moved the links around so that they are grouped more by what _I_ think should be popular rather than just Helter-Skeltor. Doing some clean up on various pages that looked good in my web-authoring software and HORRENDOUS in Opera. I guess that since I am limited in mobility today ( Gout flare up ) I figured I would just tidy up a bit. October 12th 2008 Added an adle-brained blog about death and destruction from the M&M Mars Candy Co. September 21st 2008 Added a new picture to the Photo Album... September 14th 2008 A couple new blogs up on the Rants and Raves page. The first of the 2 being me bitching about (what else) those damned kids I work with and the second all about a certain FTS who REALLY should have known better... August 27th 2008 At long last Jesse Miller and THE Bruce Dickenson version 1.0 on the Stupid Human Videos page... August 26th 2008 New rant on the Troy Hates People page. August 23rd 2008 After much wrangling with my webpage software, I have published a famous, er, uh, "barnyard sound video" in the Stupid Human(?) Videos section of the joint. Sorry to be obtuse (oooo!! Nice big word there, eh?) but it is probably a bit famous to be pirating... August 22nd 2008 Brought current the FTS Reading List. Just stories having to do with Automotive organized so even an FTS like Scott Wright can understand what's going on... Oh, come on Scott Wright!! I was just having "fun" with you, Scott Wright!! (And for those of you not internet savvy: the more times the name Scott Wright comes up on the webpage, the more likely it is that Scott Wright will popup in any GOOGLE search for the term Scott Wright...) August 21st 2008 Just back from a 3 day blast to Laughlin, Nevada. LOTS 'O STORIES will be forthcoming on the Rants & Raves page. In the meantime, while I sweat all the excess alchohol out of my pores, in honor of the Olympic Spirit ( who will probably shoot a couple of lightning bolts my way ) allow me to present a few of my favorite Olympic Moments on the Stupid Human (?) Videos page... August 16th 2008 This is what I get for listening to Jesse... Check out the Stupid Human Video Page for a couple of clips from The Onion Movie. Also added yet another new feature: The FTS Reading List Page!! Yes! This will be a listing of all the various items of stupidity I have either written myself, plagiarised, or just quoted without any credit to the author what so ever... Mr. FTS has threatened great harm to me if I do my standard "hit piece" on him, so this TECHNICALLY allows me to have my fun and at the same time keeps all the other kids at The World Domination Motor Car Corp from really knowing it is Scott Wright that I am making fun of... August 10th 2008 Just because I want to keep everyone off balance, I have once again updated the joint with 2(!!!) new pages of psychochaotic musings. (Yes, that's right, I said "PSYCHOCHAOTIC", a mentally comprehensive combo of psycho and chaos, just get over it already!!) Then there is the new feature page I hate People Enjoy!! August 3rd 2008 Because I have nearly dried up and withered away to nothing in the Arizona Monsoon Season, I have beena bit lax in updating the joint. To make for this Faux Pax ( if I can speak a little Botswanna to ya ), I have posted a heat stroke inspired blog that will be sure to start an Islamic Jihad against me... The other thing I did in my heat exhaustion induced delirium is create the GUN NUTS page. Stupidity at it's finest... June 26th 2008 #1 Step-son, Jesse has Joined the forces of Rock&Roll in his New Band Blind Motive. Check out a very rough early recording on the Blind Motive page, here. June 16th 2008 Colin Payne does it again!!! Yet another fine contribution to the website. Check it out on the video page here. June 14th 2008 Well all kinds of crap flying around here. I have almost ZERO time for anything since the whole LEGAL crap hit the fan. Needless to say I will talk about it when all my "debts to society" are brought current... As far as _I_ am concerned it was well worth the trouble, pain, blood letting, etc... Sometimes a good thrashing is called for and if it costs me, well, sometimes it's damn well worth it!!!
And lastly: CONGRADULATIONS TO MY OLDEST SON: MR. JAMES R. DONSON, ENGINEER, WAJY CLASS OF 2008
(WAJY = Without A Job Yet)
June 1st 2008 Because my eldest daughter told me to, I updated the front page to relieve any confusion about when I update the joint. May 28th 2008 A new blog as to why, with all the obvious problems I am having, I am just a tad bit proud of myself... May 20th 2008 Well some legal stuff coming home to roost, as it were... I will probably not be updating the joint for a month or 3. Can not be helped at this point. On top of that will be missing my oldest boy's graduation as a result, on father's day no less. What a pisser! April 19th 2008 Well, finally got up off my dead ass and added a new blog. Comment as you see fit... April 15th 2008 Apologies again... I know broken record and all that. But due to a family tragedy, I am not in the best frame of mind to be updating the joint. I will do so as my attitude improves, but just so you know, it may be a week or 5 before I get the gumption to do anything... But for now I am going to blame the LIBERAL asses who made my personal tragedy possible. So to make thing interesting, I am folding together the Niles PorkAnnoy pages with the Cotts Wrong, Man About Town!! pages, working on the Sherrif Larry page, and generally annoying everyone I come in contact with... So as you can see, everything's pretty much normal here...
March 14th, 2008 Updated the actual "home" page. Just making a shade more user friendly...
March 12th 2008 The oldest son has once again "stepped in it" with the Arch-Enemy of all "Men": F.E.M.A.L.E.S. (Frustratingly Enigmatic Maternal Alien Leprechauns for the Enrichment of Society) Or maybe it was that other, even more nefarious Gang known as : Greatly Influential Reactionaries Lacking in Subtleties (G. I. R. L. S.) You can read about his latest faus pax here or my own take on his fumbling with the blouse of the Female Side of Society, here. By the way, I wrote my missive on Dec 3 2006!!! Maybe he is just a slow learner...
March 8th 2008 Removed the link for The James Page; figured he has enough on his plate without having to defend himself fron the old man. Febuary 29th 2008 THIS JUST IN!!! It seems that the ever elusive Niles PorkAnnoy has deigned to respond in a much timelier manner than ever previously encountered by yours truly! See his rambling and highly unintelligible reponse to my "Concerns about his recent behavior" here. ( BTW Concerns About His Recent Behavior is the name of my new band !! ) Febuary 28th 2008 Niles PorkAnnoy has the Huevos to spend "Quality Time" with my wife and yet continues to ignore me??!!! Harumph!!! We will just see about THAT!!! The Warranty Arms Race has just heated up and the cannons have been loaded! Read about it here. Febuary 19th 2008 So the oldest boy has harrassed me as to my video gaming prowess and my advanced age... Not really a good idea! So I added 2 videos to the Stupid Human Videos page in his honor as well as started a new page to detail his exploits (both real and figments of my wildest imaginings) which is currently under construction... BTW I love the smell of my children's regret; It smells like victory!!! Febuary 16th 2008 Pissed off the nieghbors again!! read about it here... Febuary 15th 2008 A new blog as to why the stupid idiots in DC need to be sent to the moon without space suits... Febuary 14th 2008 Got pissed off at work and wrote a nasty blog... Just damned tired...not been my week. January 19th 2008 I have decided upon a new motto for the Troy's Take On Things page. You can read more about it in an up coming blog... January 6th 2008 Had to add another chapter to the Sheriff Larry Story. (You'll see what I mean when you get there) January 3rd, 2008 First a Very Happy Birthday to my father who turns 5927 years old today!! (Personally I never thought he'd make it past 5850...) Secondly, I love my son James dearly, but he is just too brainy for me anymore. I give up and bow to his superior intellect. His highly intelligent and completely incomprehensible comment to my blog refrenced below is on the blog page. ( James I really do love you. Who else would get you a marshmallow gun AND marshmallows for Christmas, eh?) January 1st 2008 Well first off, a prosperous New Year to you all. Ok, so that's it for the nice crap. I am declaring 2008 the year of my revenge. Specifically I am defending myself from all the USURPERS. check the new blog entry, here, for details... December 25th -26th 2007 I was lazy yesterday and have pretty much eaten my self into a corner at the Donson Bar and Grill... Thats why the double date stamp... I did manage to post a blog entry about how some "Highly Educated" relative has put my grammar and spelling at the center of his gun sights... December 23rd 2007 Sorry I have not updated the joint earlier, just lacked the enthusiasm... Anyhoo, we have a few new items: NUMERO UNO (if I can speak a little German to you) is the Christmas Video of what Cecily and Troy purchased for Sheriff Larry with an absolutely enormous amount of money out of our "Brown Nosing The Boss Expense Account"... Check it out here Second, I have absolutely had it with the piss ants and morons who claim to look out for out best interests!! No I am not talking about my spouse, parents and/or Shop Foremen. I am talking about POLITICIANS. Be forewarned, it is in the "Foul-Mouthed Blog" area, so put on your fire proof underwear as I go completely sideways...again. Check it out here BTW I am dedicating the politico area to Rick Depke. Rick, this will give me a more "humane" outlet instead of lambasting YOU over an open fire... And last but not least (ohhhhh nooooo, CERTAINLY not least!!!) is the fact that a certain Brother-in-law of mine has decided to launch a salvo my way... He decided to throw stones... He drew an undue amount of attention his way... Let's certainly be clear here that HE decided to bring forth to my attention my defective spelling and grammer in a blog comment that can be read here (it's at the bottom of the page). It's bad enough to have everything I do be scrutinized by his sister, but he decided to get in on the act, too!!! And to think he was my favorite, too... Ah, well, even Hobbits had sense enough to hide when the "All seeing eye" was looking around. To quote a friend of mine whose eloquence is certainly beyond reproach: "It's on like Donkey Kong" You may want to start running now, Colin...
December 2nd 2007 YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: INTRODUCING WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.... CECILY'S BOOBS CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM!!!!
December 2nd 2007 A new chapter in The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry appears today. (That would be chapter 6 for those of you keeping track...) November 24th 2007 A new chapter in The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry appears today. (That would be chapter 5 for those of you keeping track...) November 15th 2007 Added new video of a Lot Attendant to the Stupid Human(?) Videos page November 15th 2007 Added a column from Chris Erskine to the Comedy Time Outs page. Chris talks about his 4 year old son... Novemeber 13th 2007 Got a couple new blogs up... November 5th 2007 Another blog on how Troy just can not be left alone for any length of time... November 4th 2007 II New chapter of the Sheriff Larry story, and don't get too attached to any kind of chronology - it's my world and I will screw it up any which way I want!!! November 4th 2007 Outrage in it's various forms hits once again in a foul mouthed blog. (Yes, I have the flu and the normal restraints don't apply...)
November 1st 2007 For your enjoyment, another person I should not make fun of (but will anyway) has joined the fray in the Blog Section of the website. INTRODUCING: Mr.Neil I. Pokorny World Domination Motor Car Company The fun will begin after confirming the names and addresses of his next of kin... October 27th 2007 Well finally got off my dead ass and finished The Mike Keller, WARRANTY MAN story. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did writing it and Cecily did proof reading, correcting my horrible spelling and bashing me for mixing my metaphors... Also be aware I _DID_ get our new DSPM Kneel's approval to start a seperate story for him... He did say he could take a hit. The poor bastard will never know until its too late. "My Gawd!!! What have I done??!!" is something I hear quite often after they actually agree to let me write about them.... October 21st 2007 Chapter 4 of the The Further Adventures Of Sheriff Larry. And still I wait for his comment like an errant postcard from Death Valley.... Hell, they are still delivering post cards from WWII so there is still hope... October 14th 2007 Added yet another chapter in The Further Adventures Of Sheriff Larry. In this chapter we introduce the School Marm... Also added a candid shot of Sheriff Larry and his horse in the Photo Album. October 8th 2007 Added a new video that my Sister the ALL KNOWING SCHOOL TEACHER submitted. Thanks Julie!! October 7th 2007 Chapter 2 of the Sheriff Larry Story is up. And seeing the amount of fun I am having by writing about him and his "posse", I have named this episode Sheriff Larry and the Ridiculous Riff-Raff of Rock Ridge. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it and Cecily did proof reading it. October 1st 2007 Targeted another friend. A new feature in The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry. This one will go over big at Toyota...and Honda for that matter! September 29th Some people can read and totally not see the meaning to what they read. See the newest blog for details. September 24th STOP THE PRESSES!!!! EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA Actually got a rather nice comment on the blog page!!! Well what do ya know 'bout 'dat??? Someone unrelated to me (Probably a SAINT!! ) took pity on my poor cramped index fingers ( I can't type ) and ACTUALLY COMMENTED!! It's a MIRACLE!! HALLELUJAH, Brothers and Sisters!! HALLELUJAH!! September 23rd part 2 Added a song to the Musical Train Wreck page. Do yourself a favor and forget I ever said anything... September 23rd A new blog entry. Some people just don't get the fact that YES! IT IS YOUR FAULT!! September 19th 5:35am Got a phone call last night from an individual who (for now) shall remain nameless. Seems this person took offense to some of my Ravings. So in an effort to impart my own wisdom in showing this individual the error of this individual's ways (nice non-gender specific, eh?) I have written an addition to the Home Page, warning people as to the content of this website. Once again folks (I apologise for everyone who understands now and understood before) EVERYTHING I PERSONALLY WRITE AS AN INDIVIDUAL IS MY OWN INDIVIDUAL OPINION!!! Whether or not you agree, totally up to you. That being said, I have, I do and I will continue to speak my mind on what ever subject I feel like talking about, whether that offends anyone or not... If in doubt consult THE FIRST AMMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!! Gawd I hate having to spell this out for Dueshe Bags like the above... September 7th (part 3) A couple new photo album area including a picture of She Who Must Be Obeyed's cutting board that Son #1 was confused about... September 7th (part 2) A new blog entry about Airlines and the Flight Crew's sense of humor (as relayed to me by Bro-in-Law Vince...) September 7th 2007 Posted a new video of Danny Tu and a few new pictures in the Photo Album page. August 2nd 2007 New Feature!! The Musical Train Wreck Page. Here we examine all those "songs" better left unsung... July 11th 2007 New blog that I need everyone's help with... Also a reply to an outlandish question from son #1 July 1st 2007 Re-instated the blog I took down in June because the A-Hole in question is gone AGAIN!! Also added a new blog entry. And as a SPECIAL TREAT for Larry Burns ( AKA Sheriff Larry, AKA the new [and big damned improvement over the previous Service Mangler] Service Director ) a blog post of his very own.... June 2nd 2007 Due to a "Change in CIRCUMSTANCES (playing at the Bacchanal)" the last blog entry will be down for a while... don't like it, sue me.... May 27th 2007 The REAL reason I have not been blogging lately..... check the Rants and Raves blog page... April 13th 2007 Apology for being in a rut on the Rants and Raves blog page... April 9th 2007 (at work) Added a new page: Things Troy Wishes He Had Come Up With!!! Another page full of jokes and either extremely smart or extremely dumb quotes.... Also added/changed the Bacchanal page photo. April 7th 2007 2:23pm Added a new recipe and song to the Bacchanal Music and Food-to-go-go page April 7th 2007 5:34 am Due to increasing pressure from my daughter Sarah, I will be writing more in the Never Ending Saga of Mike Keller - Warrantyman!! as soon as time allows. My brain is pretty much fried with an order of hash browns on the side... Please bear (bare) with me, I will post another chapter as soon as I can get it to Cecily for editing and corrections... We will also be introducing Mike's Arch-Nemesis: Boob Croutonski !!! April 4th 2007 New photos added to the Photo Album March 29 2007 Due to the Muldoons I work with irritating me like a 3 day old diaper rash, I have added a host of videos to the video page. Get there from here. March 28 2007 GOOD GOD AGNES!!! I have found the meaning of life in the Videos section!!! Check out the Wildly Outrageous Trunk Monkey Videos March 20 2007 added some older video of the Blue Man Group from Jay Leno's Tonight Show on the Videos Page. Sorry about the quality, but they are still pretty fun. Also be aware they are relatively LARGE so be patient... March 17 2007 6:12am New blog posted that gives portents of evil for the Perpetrators of Crimes Against The Princess. The very same Princess who was fired "at will" from her job at Avondale Toyota. March 14 2007 New blogs posted along with drunken comments from 1 of my 3.4 admirers... March 9 2007 Apologies for not updating the site before now... BUSY!!!! OK???!!!!! Get off my BACK !!!!! Sorry..... too much coffee.... Posted 2 new blogs today. Both are kinda pissy. Sorry but I have had issues lately.... Feb 28 2007 New blog detailing Clan Donson's excuse for stupidity and an update on son #2's injuries... Also new link on the front page to just somebody who has even more free time to be stupid than I do... Feb 26 2007 Sorry about not having a better update from the weekend, son #2 decided to ignore the All-Knowing-Patriacrch and ride his bike without a helmet and managed to get himself into a conflict with the ground. On this particular occasion the ground, in fact, did win. This brings The Ground VS Clan Donson to a score of 284-0 with The Ground slightly in front... Will get more facts out, later on, in the Rants and Raves Section soon. (And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I have the avatar up in the upper right corner that I do!!) Feb 21 2007 Added a NEW section! (yes another one!!) Called The Bacchanal, this will be where I stash all my new music and food stuff. The innaugural issue (or page, whatever) is called the FANTABULOUS ONION RINGS OF DEATH caused by ARTERIAL BLOCKAGE with music by Nuns With Nasty Habits. Check it out and let me know what you think. (yeah, right!!! like you dumb drunk bastards know how to use e-mail...) As always the link is the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com Feb 20 2007 Part II Ok, uploaded a new blog entry I was working on over the weekend that I had plannned to have posted on the 19th before the Gods of Death and Destruction (Which coincidentally is also the name of my new band!!) came rampaging through the HostMonster Server Farm. One server blew (#38). As it happens my website and database were located on (ta-da!!!!!) server #38... On top of all the other crap going on, why does it not surprise anyone?? Hell, next thing you know, Mike Keller will get transfered to Denver or something stupid like that.... Feb 20 2007 3:30am Through the miracle of website genetic engineering princibles that are still little understood, the site has been brought back from the brink of death. I have worked on it since 2:16 this morning restoring the back-ups and rebuilding the databases. Please let me know if the site has come ungued anywhere along the way. I have looked around and not found anything out of the ordinary broken yet... or at least no more than usual Feb 19th 2007 A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY!! Well the good folks at Hostmonster had a server explode and it took my website with it. Early witness reports tell a story of my website throwing itself on the server to try and save as many others as possible. tncdonson.com has been posthumously nominated for a certificate honoring it's selfless sacrifice... I will attempt to reload everything asap... sorry for the time it's going to take. I am not looking forward to rebuilding the database...
Feb 8 2007 Random acts of house cleaning. New homepage. Eliminated the guestbook since no one has used it in over a month... Feb 5 2007 Since my oldest son thinks I am still Neanderthalic in nature, consider this a shot across his Considerably Wide Bow! New blog posted.... Feb 4 2007 I added a new area to the joint. The sad moral decay of our society has spread to those wastes of trees we used to call "newspapers". The only redeeming quality A FEW of them have is a decent humor columnist... So I have set aside space for some comedy content I hope you all enjoy.... Feb 3 2007 added a new video. Also cleaned up some more spelling and punctuation errors brought to my attention by the High Holy Priestess of Modern English Language Skills That Troy Knows Nothing About (aka my wife)... Feb 2 2007 FINALLY got those videos uploaded at last!!! Go to the video page for some very loud obnoxious fun. (It is 5:37am as I write this, so only the raw video is up. I will add comments later... Also: A last minute update to the line-up at Carlin's Bar and Grill: My son James' New Band, Death By Hernia will be opening for Death Fast Approaching! followed by the Christian All-Girl band Nuns With Nasty Habits.... Feb 1 2007 ATTENTION PLEASE!!!! I have added a new e-mail account, ( like anyone will ever write to me or anything... ) the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com please make a note of it. I figured this way there would be no doubt what-so-ever that you are getting ahold of the BIG KAHUNA, the FIXER, the BIG GUY or, well, THE IDIOT IN CHARGE of this joint. BTW all the other email addresses still work.... I just figured, "Hell I get a whole buttload of email accounts, why not use 'em??!!!!!!!" Jan 29 2007 Ok, so I am a pig for not doing more to keep the site up. (Sorry 'bout that, Chief!) However, today I am pleased to announce yet another chapter in the on-going saga of MIKE KELLER: WARRANTYMAN!! See his page for that little treasure. Also I am attempting to add a video of some fun stuff we here at the Donson Household try to enjoy whenever possible. Hopefully it will be up today or in the next few days... Check the VIDEO page for that. Jan 26 2007 Sorry about no new postings in the last 2 weeks. Troy (and now Cecily) came down with a severe flu bug that simulates Death Fast Approaching! (BTW my new band, Death Fast Approaching! will be appearing at Carlin's Bar and Grill, 59th ave and Bell. Try the clam and hot ham dip! MMMMM!!!!! Yummy) Anyway, I will endeavor to update the site this weekend and post some stuff clogging my brain. And as a teaser of sorts there is a new picture of Cecily and her pet Pot Bellied Pig in the Photo Album... Jan 10 2007 More ranting posted (Troy's Take On Things) Jan 8 2007 A long winded rant about the idiots we call newspaper reporters, lawyers, politicians and judges in the expletive filled section of the website... (Troy's Take On Things) Jan 7 2007 Don McCulla ( The Best Damned Hunter Engineering Alignment Machine Repairing Former Master Plumber there is ) submitted a couple new videos. Check them out on the video page. Anybody else who wants to share, e-mail me: troy@tncdonson.com Jan 5 2007 New Blog entry... OK so it's just Troy whining again.... Jan 4 2007 Well folks, sorry I have not added to the joint in a while. The "holidays" are always a combination of things in my life and, well, let's just say they are definately NOT my favorite time of year. However, now that they are past once again, I will be finishing the outrageous story of our favorite intrepid district service manager, adding to the cast and crew of Troy's Neck of the Woods, adding and subtracting content in the rest of the site (as the mood strikes me and the Missus...) Be afaid!! Be Very Afraid!!! By the way Be Very Afraid is the name of my new band.... And just so you have something to look at...I added a bunch of morons to the moron page.
Dec 13 2006 Added the Lindsaylights.com show to the video page. Absolutely fantastic video!!!!
Dec 10 2006 Added the foul mouthed diatribe called Troy's Take on Things. It is more or less a blog that is NOT family oriented but should be. It is a rather profane and blunt look at what's bugging me. Also an apology for not updating the MIKE KELLER pages recently. With Christmas and the attendant busy schedule around here, they may not get updated until after the first of the year. I am working 6 days a week and it has been brought to my attention that I am neglecting my wife. So, I have to prioritize... I will finish his story and update the "Troy's Neck of the Woods" pages as soon as I can. Dec 7 2006 Completed purchase of THE PERFECT Christmas Prizes for James, Michael and Cecily. Need to figure out Caitlin, Sarah and Daniel. Also today added the ultimate engineering link to one of my digital playgrounds! If you are a GUY or even think like one, check out http://www.t-wrecks.com/ It's a damned riot!! It was also brought to my attention that I really am an idiot for having links on every damned page.... This will now clear up all the confusion as to why I have "beat up Bluto" on this page... Next on the agenda... Look, if you like this site, have no opinion, have an 800lb gorilla forcing you to take a look, hate or even dispise the site, please do me a favor and comment either in the blog or in the guestbook. I took quite a bit of time designing the place and I would really like some feedback. I mean, it's 4 hours of my life I will never get back, the least you people can do is tell me what a waste of time it was! The only person to comment as of this morning at 3:45am, was my Alignment Machine Repair Man. (Thanks, Don, The check's in the mail!!) Please for the Love of God, make an old man happy and give me some feedback, eh?
Dec 3 2006 Part Dos: More Photos and a GuestBook (and for God's sake leave me a comment !!!) Dec 3 2006: Added more Morons, New blog entry, New Video, New Photos... Dec 2 2006: Added more Morons, New blog entry, New Video...
Well. Here we are, it's Nov 26th 2006 and I am just getting all the cascading style sheets and templates made for this, the 3rd and hopefully last time I have to design my webpages. Godaddy.com has great commercials and horrible servers... So now I am hosting my site on HostMonster.com Check them out, if you decide to go with them let me know and I will split the "referral bonus" with you... Before I go too much further, I would like to publicly thank my son, James, for his help designing my Logo that you see above. He spent many minutes finding the Parchment Background and designing the "stamp" image and I really feel it does impart the perfect "FEEL" to the site. ( He even put up with me and the wife screwing with the lettering on the title and at least 37 redos of the lettering before we just did it ourselves...)
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