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T&C's Personelle Shots
These photos are the ones that are near and dear to our own demented little hearts... Click on the shot glasses for our own Photo Insanity
Phunnie Photos Things that make me go "eh heh heh "......
I actually made it to the magic 50th Birthday and the Oldest of my kids sent me an over the top birthday prize
I have until November to plot my revenge....
The Following is a Public Service Anouncement: DO NOT ALLOW "RICKY RETARDO" TO CHANGE YOUR OIL!!!!
You can see here, that not only did he not install the oil filter, he also parked the "EXXON VALDEZ w/WHEELS" in front of my Gawd Damned Alignment Rack, soiling my area. This could not be tolerated!! His next of kin were notified to pick up the body during normal business hours the next day or pay storage fees, normal processing, shipping and handling charges...BUT, WAIT !!! THERE'S MORE!!!!!! If you pick up up the body within the next 30 minutes, because we can't hold the stinking, rotting carcass all day, we'll throw in a couple other Douchebags that have been pissing me off - just pay normal processing, shipping and handling charges...
Occasionally I need some "over the counter" medication... However in this particular case I need to recommend the only thing that will even begin to address the problem of a particular individual I am forced to work with:
and the aftermath :
Troy Donson's Latest Portrait
(Yes, this is REALLY what I look like...)
And to think, I always thought this only happened in cartoons...
Computer security around here is getting lax
Been here, felt that way...
I didn't know you had a boyfriend....
And while on the subject of love...
Somehow, I just KNEW IT!!!!!!
I love all my sons, (Yes, I really do!! I swear!!!) but the oldest one is as wacked as I am. So in honor of his wackedness I present these photos just for him... with my personal commentary, of course:
You want to avoid this park. Your D&D Friends are not allowed.
How he decides what to do on his day off...
My oldest is also a computer geek, hacker, specialist, and programmer... (BTW if this is what HTML looks like, I want to learn programming, too!!!!! )
...who needs to find this girl and marry her!
But then again, I am sorry to say, I feel this is the one he will end up with...
...this one instead
And now back to our regularly scheduled stupidity...
The only thing those Frenchy Bastards ever got right...
Somehow the flame paint job just got a bit too realistic...
This is for people from work, calling me at home while I am on disability leave, telling me I am behind in my training...
I don't have either of these...
Somehow I am surprised my MIDDLE son did not end up like this at some point in time...
SUN CITY - Gotta be...
Ken Warren's Dog
Even Lenin liked Basketball
Page 1 of 1, Lot Attendant's Handbook.
Guys that do Alignments for a living are generally "Whacked" And look homeless...
I rest my case....
Those Nutty Detailers are at it again... (BTW, Nutty Detailers is the name of my new band!!)Safety??? What's that?
Brian and Saul. Brian AKA the Human Ladder...
"Yes, Senior Troy, I am OK up here with no safety device keeping me from certain death!!!
Sometimes Karma actually does catch up with you... My good friend Michael Marcelli, once upon a time, told his "New Co-worker", "Hey that Warranty Avalon that somebody else quit over because they did not want to do it and I, sure as Hell, am not going to do it, is all yours!!" Said Avalon had 3 complete wiring harnesses ordered for it. All of which were installed by the "New Co-worker"only to find out the then shopforeman, a Mr. Richard Depke had, in fact ordered the wrong ones and that the car had to be completely disassembled (AGAIN!!!) and the right ones put in. Well what do you know about that...
Seems MISTER Marcelli miscalculated, just a bit...
Yes, that is his drain pan full of "Goo" hooked between the rack and the frame of a truck... about 6 feet off the ground...
What happens when the Warranty Witches get tired of paying you "Straight Time"
A Colin Payne Contribution (thanks Colin!!)
Look at the first picture (below) and you can see where this guy broke through the guardrail (on the right side) where the people are standing on the road (pointing). The pick-up was traveling from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail. It Flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet, and landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which he was travelilng. Then scroll down to see why this guy is not an atheist anymore.
Below we see why some guys should never be allowed around things mechanical.... (or, as an alternative caption... "You know, that guy is going to get somebody killed.")
Sometimes I am stopped by strangers on the street who wish to know what Sheriff Larry actually looks like.
So after hearing repeated threats of him actually COMMENTING on the webpage without him coming through with the goods, I figured a gentle prodding was in order.
After much skulking around, trying for that perfect candid shot of Sheriff Larry and his horse, SUCCESS!!!!
Our resident legal alien detailer, Saul, hard at work as usual.
Danny Tu - Transvestite Tech to the Rescue!!!
Daddy's Favorite Gun... $5 every time you pull the trigger "The Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle, when they absolutely, positively have to be killed at long range..." Effective out to 1.5 miles
Some of the people I work with....
ALL Double Standards should be illegal except for this one:
This is for all those morons who bully people and then hide on the internet
My oldest son is nuttier than I am....
Cecily (on the right) with her Pot-Belly Pig
They have a saying around the Donson Homestead: "Women Drivers...No Survivors!!"
The Following photos are captioned appropriately... or not.
Women should be permanently banned from Gas Stations until 4000 hrs of specialized training is completed.
Famous last words, "Oh, those trolleys are just too damned slow!"
"Well he SAID 'meet me at the boat' "
2 words: LIMIT LINE!!
And this is why helmet laws don't work. (Yes SHE is wearing the helmet bottom side forward!)
Misc crap
"So the cat says, ha ha ha, this will kill ya, ho ho ho, the cat says....."
Troy's Gruesome Ghetto Graphics (aka pics he thinks are cool)
Every once in a while I see something really cool....
This should help with those pesky Sun City Tail-Gaters.... |
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