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Welcome to Troy and Cecily Donson's Homepage The Site is currently being rebuilt due to my needing to be more sensitive to corporate sensitivity... Sorry, but that's what happens when reality starts rearing it's ugly head...More on What's New? ***If this is your first time here, Please Read Carefully*** (This Here Page Right Here [and not the whole damned website] Was Updated 10/31/09) ( Otherwise Check The What's New Page or go to the World Domination MotorCar Corp site...) You are about to enter what is, for the most part, Troy Donson's Personal Website. Sure, Cecily has a presence here, but she would much rather sit behind me and slap me in the head when I do or say something stupid rather than say or do something stupid herself...!! ( But, I gotta tell you though, she DID ask ME to marry HER so that kinda gives her a definite advantage in the "screw loose" department! ). And so, it is to Her Highness, The Grand High Exhaulted Poobah, Defender of the Cable Modem, Appointed By GOD To Watch Over The Dunderhead She Did Stoop Below Her Station In Life To Marry, Princess Cecily, All Praises Be To Her Name, that this website is dedicated. Please remember the FDA, EPA, Library Of Congress, and The United States Sugeon General have all declared this site unfit for human consumption... Now then, allow me to present the following warning of my own: If reading items that may be (pick one or as many as apply) Gruesome, Funny, Stupid, Idiotic, Crass, Insensitive, Insulting, Total Falsehood or some other adjective-type things that just, flat-out, makes you angry... deal. I am not, in any way, shape or form Politically Correct, anymore so than the the Founding Fathers, Mothers, Aunts, Uncles and/or their offspring were. I do this for my own enjoyment as well as the enjoyment of my Furthermore, if the above warning is not enough for you, Be Aware that this is MY damned Webpage and EVERYTHING that I have written here (excluding the items I use from other sources, even if I don't credit the authors) is MY OWN DAMNED OPINION!! Seeing as how MY OPINION is protected speech, don't be like some of the morons I have wanted to, uh, "Remove from the gene pool for pissing in it," call me and try to "straighten things out..." If I call you names, it's probably because you damn well deserve it...in MY OPINION!! No one is FORCING YOU to come here, so if you can't stand what's written here, leave now and never return, you FREAKIN' PANSIES!!! This site (repeating myself here for the stupid morons who "just don't get it") is for my friends and relatives, as well as their friends and relatives along with THEIR friends and relatives, etcetera and so forth and so on... (For everyone else that I forgot to mention, please accept my apologies for insulting your astounding intelligence for finding this place on the web!) It is a way to disseminate my unique brand of humor and outrage and unbeleieveably whoribble speellling. Because after all who needs speel-check with The Princess bitching at me when she reads this crap...* BTW, this is just something I do to relieve the stress... Kinda like "Mental Jacking Off"...
If you like what you see, e-mail me at the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com If you hate what you see, e-mail me at the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com If you have nothing to say at all about this site, e-mail me at the-idiot-in-charge@tncdonson.com
*You should have heard her when she read THIS!!! ©Troy R Donson 2009.873017
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People (who really should have known better) have looked the joint over... The website was updated (or more likely screwed up) on: 01/19/2010 (Because Sarah said to...) Links
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