United States Goverment Help Demanded…
At last someone else is seeing things the way I do:
Will this glaring photo prompt urgent federal action?
September 14, 2009 | 1:12 am
An unidentified American sports fan, caught in the uncomfortable perils of global warming and climate change, awaits emergency federal guidance from the Obama White House on how best to combat the sun’s glare at an afternoon athletic contest.
After eight years of failed Bush-Cheney Republican policies, potentially millions of Americans like this remain uncovered and in similar straits threatening their basic healthcare, a predicament the protective Democratic administration finds unacceptable in an era of rapid change for a country that can put a man on the moon.
According to uninformed Washington sources, under the multi-billion-dollar Cash for Caps program being discussed, American residents who qualify (including illegal immigrants) will receive personalized instruction for up to six weeks on precisely how to properly position a visored cap to protect the face against the harmful sun’s ruthless rays.
– Andrew Malcolm via the Los Angeles Times 9/14/09
All I can add to this is:
Who will help us protect ourselves from the next bunch of idiots who choose fashion over function. I find this situation equal to:
- Lifted Trucks
- Lowered Trucks
- Lowered Accuras
- Lowered Hondas
- Wings mounted on the REAR of a FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CAR
- 24″ wheels and tires in place of stock 13″ wheels and tires
- TV Fashion Reality Shows
- Fashions shows (unless it features the Victoria’s Secret Models)
- Gigantic “Paris Hilton-Style” Sunglasses ( look, if you need that much protection, wear a welding helmet, Beatch!!!!)
- “Tennis Shoes” that cost more than a single paycheck. Look, pal, if you only bring home $72.50 a week, that is your tennis shoe budget.
Catch my drift, Coo Coo?
Hey now….If I had the capital for a car, I would get a pick-up truck and lift it like 3 inches….Why? BECAUSE I COULD!
The only reason I see the need for a lifted anything is if it’s going to be a rock crawler…and most of the lifted trucks I see are so over the top with their lift kits that they are too “precious” to take offroading….*SIGH*
I need to send you the picture of an RV, Trailer, and Car complete with satellite dish that has been camped at the local walmart for wellover a month now….No, I am not making this up….The old lady that lives in it opens the trailer and drives out a golf cart to go “around the town”.