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Morons (excluding Troy, see his blog for HIS stupidity) The Further Adventures of Sheriff Larry |
Videos Most of the following videos are pretty innocuous, but if there IS a warning, trust me, it's there for a reason..... As soon as I get a chance I will be making "thumbnails" for the site, but for now you just have to suffer through without them...
A REALLY, TERRIBLY, Wacked Video As most of you people know ( if you know me at all ) is that I generally wake up at 2am and have stupid ideas pouring out of what is, considered by some to be, my creative side. In addition, since Jesse does in fact live with us, he is as of now considered "Fair Game." Thus I have taken his non-award winning You Tube Drum Video and, uh, "modified" it to suit my own sick sense of humor. And, by the way, no cowbells were harmed in the production of this video... tncdonson.com PRESENTS a tncdonson.com production!! Jesse Miller and THE Bruce Dickenson
A Really Wacked Video Sometimes I have to admit that are people even more "Wacked" than I am... The Infamous SNL "Cowbell" Video
Outstanding Olympic Gymnastic Routines Would You Believe The Balance Beam?
Why in God's Name do I listen to Jesse??!!
And yet another Colin Payne Contribution:
Must be my Oldest Boy... Here we find Professional actors portraying my oldest son, James R. Donson, The Last, an aspiring Mechanical Engineer, as he attempts to do things of a mechanical nature...
Must be Christmas Time... Here we see what the owner/operators of this FINE website got Sheriff Larry for Christmas... ( you will need Apple's Quicktime to see it...)
Must of been one of our lot attendants driving... As most of you know I have very damned little respect for lot attendants in general... There must be a few good ones SOMEWHERE, yet I have only noticed 2 in my entire life... Here we see what happens when you mix rain and one of our lot attendants with a red light... click here
An "Electrifying" Video A submission from my Sister the School Teacher: Ever wonder how those high power electrical transmission lines get serviced? Wonder no more... Check out the video here.
Blonde Asian Attempts to Profess Man Love to "Brent" in Amatuer Video Danny Tu... Need I say more?
Videos That Mechanics Stand In Line To Watch Being a complete and utter moron, I tend to test out my latest finds on the poor bastards I happen to work with... So, if these "professionals" find them amusing, they eventually make it here. This section has no real organization to it except that they are all funny (according to the "pros") so here ya go:
The Trunk Monkey Files I gotta be honest here: I wish I was able to have as much leeway in making car commercials as these guys have... Really, why don't these guys do movies or TV?? Genius stuff... Trunk Monkey 1 "The Thug" Trunk Monkey 2 "The Kids" Trunk Monkey 3 "The Cop" Trunk Monkey 4 "The Thief" Trunk Monkey 5 "The Baby" Trunk Monkey 6 "The Paramedic" Trunk Monkey 7 "The Alien" Trunk Monkey 8 "The Chaperone"
Blue Man Group Stuff Pretty much everyone who knows anything about me knows I like the Blue Man Group just a bit too much... So in keeping with that idea, I seem to have, uhh, somehow gotten my hands a copy of the BMG performance at the Grammys a few years back. Just a bit of background: The neon costumes used in the performance by the backing band are more like what Cecily and I saw in Las Vegas. The band in Vegas played much of the time under a blacklight so the costumes worked better than on this video... Live, they put on SUCH an awesome show with all the effects and what not. This is a fairly large file and it does work better if downloaded. Just resize your player until the video is clear and then crank it up!! Get it here The Tonight Show with Jay Leno really helped the BMG get the word out. Here are some of the VERY LARGE clips from their appearences: For some of the files I have you will need the Apple QuickTime program. Get it here. (By the way, unless you have or need i-Tunes, just get the basic player... And uncheck all those boxes!!! Who needs more damned junk mail??)
Everybody who loves (or hates) Drag Racing Crashes will love this!! Drag Crashes where everyone lived with only minor broken bones and 3rd degree burns!!! ( This is also a graphic example of my blog entry about racing which you can read here. )
Troy needs a different hobby I love Arizona. The people are so nice and everyone leaves everyone else alone... for good reason!! (The files are kinda big so give 'em a chance to download... Oh and sorry about the quality. I am still learning all this new-fangled video editing software. Just reduce the size of the window until it's clear and enjoy!!! )
A Holiday video to delight and amaze you Christmas at The Lindsay's House ( turn up the sound for this one!! )
Some people are just plain STUPID It's cold out, you're late for work, it's snowing.... Looks like a lot attendant I know What happens when you don't brace yourself for firing.... Same setup as above, but this time a "Real Man" does it... Okay, here we have just plain idiots...with a gun!! More idiots, this time on skates This is one of those files I warned you about! !!!Not for weak stomaches!!!
Toyota Commercials from "Down under"
An ad for the Toyota Hi-Lux ( the "Bugger" ad ) The Mildly Famous Toyota Bulls Ad
Just Plain Nuts What a prostate exam REALLY feels like.... The absolute worst job in the world!! This one has foul language - but who can blame him? He does have the Worst job in the world...
WARNING Foul language ahead!!!! The world renowned OWNED flash video. This is the video making fun of all those "1st person Shooter" on-line games and game players (HALO, Counter-Strike, Half-Life etc)... You know the ones: too lazy to play D&D... You will need Macromedia flash to play it but it is a free download all over the net... or, uhhh, get it here... And, please, before you download it, unclick the "Yahoo Toolbar" unless you enjoy the clutter it installs!!
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