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Well.
Well, well, well…
So I met the mildly famous Neil the other day…
After searching my well-filled-out-by-my-fantastically-packaged-physique-uniform shirt for my name, the first words out of his under weight self is:
“Your wife is giving me a lot of shit about you!!!”
“Well,” I thought to myself, “it certainly seems like this one will be a different type of animal than his predecessor was.”
Folks we have a player in this one…
Allow me to Introduce The World Domination Motor Car Company’s Dastardly Service and Parts Mangler, a man who needs all the introduction we can find for him: Mr Kneel PorkAnnoy.
Mr. PorkAnnoy will be making a cameo appearance in any number of projects here at the website… And if my lawyers do not once again threaten to riot and storm my house ala the mob from the old Frankenstein movies, he will be getting a “Special Feature” and possibly a starring role in his own section of the joint…
( As well as Nell’s Boss, The Worldly Famous, Totally Astute and ALL POWERFUL George L. Bilson 1/4 )
WTF?! Since when was it OK for someone to outright just come up to someone in the work place and say something so RUDE?! I hate what this world is coming to…Things have just gotten more and more worse since I sadly came across http://www.GodHatesFags.com the other day…*sigh* IMO Freedom of speech only goes so far but that is neither here nor there considering I have never had an issue with your publishings…heh.
It’s ok Sarah… It is meant in the best of ways.
You see, I was having her ride him because he had not introduced himself to me yet. Seeing that he is Mike Keller’s replacement, I felt we should meet before I made fun of him… I felt that was fair.
He is a busy guy and just did not have alot of time to hunt me down. Therefore I tracked him down on the day he was here. (He only gets to each dealer about once per month and I kept missing him when he came in…)
Now though, I think he is still regretting that he DID meet me… LOL
It’s all in good fun, not insulting or a put down at all.
Besides that, I usually deserve this kind of abuse, anyway…so there you go…
Well now it seems there are no sacred cows in the blogosphere!
Even the great Red machine and it’s Circus Managers must pay there respects to the Law of the Jungle.
The Greatest Show on Earth and ole PT Barnum of Denver has sent his emmisary to tend to the masses and their needs.
In order to be ring master one must toil at the hapless needs of the masses and their ilk and if one succeeds, they are awarded a circus terriority of their own. How challenging it is for a waif in the city to enter the jungle and return with a bounty of entertaining oddities that place him in the main arena.
Aahhh to be a ring master! Calling on the acts to do bidding for the crowds!Striking the air with his/her whip exhalting the callings of the Greatest Show on Earth!
The elephants parade while the lions roar, yet we always chuckle at the antics of the clowns!
And then it is on to the next city! And if not ring master, we remain but a circus manager!
Do Tell
Do tell,
Just what in the hell are you trying to say?
Spit it out, Man!!!
I am having problems with the metaphorical elephants parade…